The video will begin as a standard review for Grand Theft Auto V. The Cow will speak as footage of the game airs behind him.
Cow:
After waiting five years since the release of Grand Theft Auto 4, Rockstar has finally released the newest game in the definitive open world series: Grand Theft Auto, FIVE! Is it any good? Well, let’s just say that this is the one game you should be picking up this year.
Sheep:
Oh please.
*Cow turns, and sees the Sheep in a Godfather-style desk, with his feet up on the desk.*
Sheep:
You know, you Cows are always so proud of yourselves. Grand Theft Auto V….big whoop!
Cow:
No, Sheep. It’s not going to happen. No one is going to buy Wonderful 101 instead of Grand Theft Auto V.
*Sheep gets angry and goes to the Cow*
Sheep:
YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!!!!! YOU’LL SEE!!!!! THE WONDERFUL ONE-OH-ONE WILL SAVE THE Wii U!!!!!
*the Sheep begins to sob*
Cow:
Face it, Sheep. Your pitiful Wii U is going to die; there is no way it will survive the launch of the PS4 and Xbox One! Heck, the Wii U doesn’t even have Grand Theft Auto V, a last-gen title!
Sheep:
What about the PS4?
Cow:
The PS4 does….not.
Sheep:
AH HA!!!!!!!
*balloons come out of nowhere*
Sheep:
The PS4, a next-gen system, doesn’t have GTA V either; just like the Wii U! Meaning the Wii U is a true next-gen system!
Cow:
I didn’t say that.
*the Sheep turns to the camera*
Sheep:
THE Wii U IS A NEXT-GEN SYSTEM!!!!!!! END THE VIDEO NOW!!!!!!
Cow:
No! I still need to review GTAV!
Sheep:
IT SUCKS! BUY WONDERFULL 101 INSTEAD!
Cow:
You will regret it!
Sheep:
I regretted the PS3!
*Cow gets mad*
Cow:
THAT’S IT! YOU’RE DEAD, NINTENDORK!
Sheep:
Cerney is a hack!
*Cow jumps on Sheep*
-video end
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